Phallacies

Why are all urinals poorly designed? Why must men develop techniques to use them safely (splashlessly)?

I've been asking this question for years, but I was just reminded of it, and now I have an (in?)appropriate platform to ask it louder.

Also, while we're on topic the topic, a lot of people wonder why everything is or is arguably shaped like a phallus. It's true, of course, but trivially. The deeper truth is that phalluses are everything-shaped—it's such an obvious and effective shape for something to be.